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HIT A THE GUARDIANS INC. PRESENTS: FLUNKY # - PLAYING THE GAME : ---------------- YOU ARE A FLUNKY,A MENIAL SERVANT,AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE. ALTHOUGH YOU ARE VERY OBEDIENT,YOUR REAL AIM IN LIFE IS TO COLLECT THE AUTOGRAPHS OF THE ROYAL PERSONAGES. AS YOU STRIDE AROUND,CARRYING OUT YOUR ORDINARY DUTY OF LIGHTING THE FIRES INTHE ROYAL APARTMENTS,YOU WILL MEET SOME OF THE FAMILY.IF YOU DO AS THEY ASK,THEYWILL REWARD YOU WITH THE AUTOGRAPHS YOU SEEK.YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF FULFILLING ALL KINDS OF ODD LITTLE DUTIES FOR ANDY,FERGIE,CHARLES AND DI.IF YOU ARE TRULY SKILLFUL AS A FLUNKY,YOU MAY EVEN MANAGE TOWHEEDLE A SIGNATURE FROM THE HEAD OF THEHOUSEHOLD - HER ROYAL MAJESTY HERSELF. B - HIT A THE GUARDIANS INC. PRESENTS: FLUNKY # - PLAYING THE GAME : ---------------- YOU ARE A FLUNKY,A MENIAL SERVANT,AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE. ALTHOUGH YOU ARE VERY OBEDIENT,YOUR REAL AIM IN LIFE IS TO COLLECT THE AUTOGRAPHS OF THE ROYAL PERSONAGES. AS YOU STRIDE AROUND,CARRYING OUT YOUR ORDINARY DUTY OF LIGHTING THE FIRES INTHE ROYAL APARTMENTS,YOU WILL MEET SOME OF THE FAMILY.IF YOU DO AS THEY ASK,THEYWILL REWARD YOU WITH THE AUTOGRAPHS YOU SEEK.YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF FULFILLING ALL KINDS OF ODD LITTLE DUTIES FOR ANDY,FERGIE,CHARLES AND DI.IF YOU ARE TRULY SKILLFUL AS A FLUNKY,YOU MAY EVEN MANAGE TOWHEEDLE A SIGNATURE FROM THE HEAD OF THEHOUSEHOLD - HER ROYAL MAJESTY HERSELF. B - YOU START OUT WITH JUST A BOX OF MATCHESAND YOUR AUTOGRAPH BOOK TO HELP YOU,BUT THERE IS ROOM FOR ONE MORE ARTICLE IN YOUR POCKET,PROVIDED IT'S SMALL ENOUGH.YOUMAY FIND A BOMB,A PISTOL OR EVEN A TUG-BOAT COULD COME IN HANDY IN THIS STRANGE HOUSEHOLD. YOU WILL HAVE TO WATCH OUT,THOUGH.THE PALACE GUARDS DISH OUT SWIFT PUNISHMENT IFYOU SHOULD BREAK ANY OF THE RULES OF THEHOUSE BUT YOU CAN AVOID THEM IF YOU ARE NIPPY ON YOUR FEET. SCORING ------- EACH OF THE FIVE TASKS MUST BE CARRIED OUT WITHIN A SET TIME LIMIT.IF SUCCESSFUL,YOUR SCORE FOR EACH TASK WILL BE THE TIME LEFT ON THE COUNT-DOWN CLOCK WHEN YOUHAVE COMPLETED IT PLUS A 1000 POINT BONUS FOR THE AUTOGRAPH B - YOU CAN CARRY THE COUNT-DOWN CLOCK AROUND WITH YOU IF U WISH.YOUR TOTAL SCORE ISIN THE MENU ROOM WHICH YOU CAN VISIT AT ANY TIME. RESTART ------- IF ALL SEEMS LOST YOU CAN START A NEW GAME BY RETURNING TO THE MENU ROOM AND SELECTING ABORT OPTION OR,IF YOU ARE A TRULY DESPONDENT FLUNKY,YOU CAN ALWAYS CAST YOURSELF REPEATEDLY ONTO THE BAYONET OF A PASSING GUARD. B - ) <THE GUARDIANS INC. PRESENTS: - 4 PLAYING THE GAME : - YOU ARE A FLUNKY,A MENIAL SERVANT,AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE. ALTHOUGH YOU ARE VERY OBEDIENT,YOUR REAL AIM IN LIFE IS TO COLLECT THE AUTOGRAPHS OF THE ROYAL PERSONAGES. AS YOU STRIDE AROUND,CARRYING OUT YOUR ORDINARY DUTY OF LIGHTING THE FIRES INTHE ROYAL APARTMENTS,YOU WILL MEET SOME OF THE FAMILY.IF YOU DO AS THEY ASK,THEYWILL REWARD YOU WITH THE AUTOGRAPHS YOU SEEK.YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF FULFILLING ALL KINDS OF ODD LITTLE DUTIES FOR ANDY,FERGIE,CHARLES AND DI.IF YOU ARE TRULY SKILLFUL AS A FLUNKY,YOU MAY EVEN MANAGE TOWHEEDLE A SIGNATURE FROM THE HEAD OF THEHOUSEHOLD - HER ROYAL MAJESTY HERSELF. - YOU START OUT WITH JUST A BOX OF MATCHESAND YOUR AUTOGRAPH BOOK TO HELP YOU,BUT THERE IS ROOM FOR ONE MORE ARTICLE IN YOUR POCKET,PROVIDED IT'S SMALL ENOUGH.YOUMAY FIND A BOMB,A PISTOL OR EVEN A TUG-BOAT COULD COME IN HANDY IN THIS STRANGE HOUSEHOLD. - YOU WILL HAVE TO WATCH OUT,THOUGH.THE PALACE GUARDS DISH OUT SWIFT PUNISHMENT IFYOU SHOULD BREAK ANY OF THE RULES OF THEHOUSE BUT YOU CAN AVOID THEM IF YOU ARE NIPPY ON YOUR FEET. - EACH OF THE FIVE TASKS MUST BE CARRIED OUT WITHIN A SET TIME LIMIT.IF SUCCESSFUL,YOUR SCORE FOR EACH TASK WILL BE THE TIME LEFT ON THE COUNT-DOWN CLOCK WHEN YOUHAVE COMPLETED IT PLUS A 1 - 0> POINT BONUS FOR THE AUTOGRAPH - YOU CAN CARRY THE COUNT-DOWN CLOCK AROUND WITH YOU IF U WISH.YOUR TOTAL SCORE ISIN THE MENU ROOM WHICH YOU CAN VISIBT A(NY TIME. - IF ALL SEEMS LOST YOU CAN START A NEW GAME BY RETURNING TO THE MENU ROOM AND SELECTING ABORT OPTION OR,IF YOU ARE A TRULY DESPONDENT FLUNKY,YOU CAN ALWAYS CAST YOURSELF REPEATEDLY ONTO THE BAYONET OF A PASSING GUARD. -
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